There’s a receding guy on the X-Files who looks like Murdoch from the A-Team.

I wonder if, when he looks in the mirror, he thinks he looks good.

The way I used to when I was pissed and had acne.

I remember wearing make-up at school sometimes to cover up the acne.

Once it fell out of my inside pocket when I was playing football.

‘This is yours’ said the lad who also used to wear make-up.

Get me the fuck out of here I remember thinking.