There’s something about her stare that makes you nervous and you say things that you don’t mean

Posted on April 8, 2023 by

This is some ouija-board bullshit

Posted on April 7, 2023 by

If you don’t want to read Spare – please don’t – you could always recreate its vibe by sitting next to a privately educated, rugby-playing bloke at a bar for an hour. It will be the exact same.

Posted on April 7, 2023 by

Won’t someone give me a gun? Oh, well, it’s for my brother

Posted on April 7, 2023 by

You live your life in the city – there’s no easy way out

Posted on April 7, 2023 by

Wake up and getting up has never been easy

Posted on April 7, 2023 by

We shake shake shake to the trumpet

Posted on April 6, 2023 by

Smacked my rump and sent me off to graze

Posted on April 6, 2023 by

Well this was hidden inside the ventilation shaft, day number 33, captains log 4458 – and it seems like the captain and his crew are on their last legs and all of this culture clash is getting to me now. Am I the last one up above in this space? Tell my wife and kids i love her very much

Posted on April 6, 2023 by

Could you guys stop crowd surfing please!!

Posted on April 6, 2023 by