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Gen Z may have declared 2026 “the year of analogue”, but they have done this on TikTok</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://mylifeisahashtag.blog/2026/11/03/there-are-even-rehab-programmes-for-social-media/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>My life is a hashtag</news:name><news:language>en-gb</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-11-03T05:26:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>There are even rehab programmes for social media</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://mylifeisahashtag.blog/2026/11/02/seven-years-since-ive-had-sex/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>My life is a hashtag</news:name><news:language>en-gb</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-11-02T23:25:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Seven years since I’ve had sex</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://mylifeisahashtag.blog/2026/11/02/the-barcode-has-transformed-our-lives/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>My life is a hashtag</news:name><news:language>en-gb</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-11-02T20:24:52+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>The barcode has transformed our lives</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://mylifeisahashtag.blog/2026/11/02/pop-up-ker-ching-and-the-possibilities-of-modern-shopping/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>My life is a hashtag</news:name><news:language>en-gb</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-11-02T19:24:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Pop up! Ker ching! And the possibilities of modern shopping</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://mylifeisahashtag.blog/2026/11/02/i-cant-remember-music-or-other-things-the-way-i-used-to/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>My life is a hashtag</news:name><news:language>en-gb</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-11-02T17:23:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>I can’t remember music or other things the way I used to </news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://mylifeisahashtag.blog/2026/11/02/theres-no-institutions-we-trust-anymore/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>My life is a hashtag</news:name><news:language>en-gb</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-11-02T15:22:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>There’s no institutions we trust anymore</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://mylifeisahashtag.blog/2026/11/02/we-are-hooked-on-political-chaos/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>My life is a hashtag</news:name><news:language>en-gb</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-11-02T14:21:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>We are hooked on political chaos </news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://mylifeisahashtag.blog/2026/11/02/fibremaxxing/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>My life is a hashtag</news:name><news:language>en-gb</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-11-02T12:20:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>fibremaxxing</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://mylifeisahashtag.blog/2026/11/02/leave-me-alone-2/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>My life is a hashtag</news:name><news:language>en-gb</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-11-02T11:19:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Leave me alone</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://mylifeisahashtag.blog/2026/11/02/it-hurts/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>My life is a hashtag</news:name><news:language>en-gb</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-11-02T11:19:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>It hurts</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://mylifeisahashtag.blog/2026/11/02/i-dont-ever-again-in-my-life-want-someone-saying-what-time-you-coming-home-where-are-we-going-on-holiday-what-we-eating-tonight-did-you-eat-the-chocolate-no-its-your-t/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>My life is a hashtag</news:name><news:language>en-gb</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-11-02T09:17:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>I don’t ever again in my life want someone saying, ‘What time you coming home? Where are we going on holiday? What we eating tonight? Did you eat the chocolate? No, it’s your turn&#8217;</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://mylifeisahashtag.blog/2026/11/02/art-is-to-me-now-probably-one-of-the-last-good-things-weve-got-left-as-human-beings/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>My life is a hashtag</news:name><news:language>en-gb</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-11-02T07:17:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Art is to me, now, probably one of the last good things we’ve got left as human beings</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://mylifeisahashtag.blog/2026/11/02/i-keep-telling-young-people-keep-a-diary-get-a-camera-learn-to-print-your-own-photos-dont-put-it-all-in-your-phone-because-everything-in-your-phone-belongs-to-someone-else-and-if-you-wa/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>My life is a hashtag</news:name><news:language>en-gb</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-11-02T05:16:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>I keep telling young people: keep a diary, get a camera, learn to print your own photos. Don’t put it all in your phone, because everything in your phone belongs to someone else. And if you want to write a secret to someone, send a letter</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://mylifeisahashtag.blog/2026/11/01/shame-must-change-sides/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>My life is a hashtag</news:name><news:language>en-gb</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-11-01T23:15:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Shame must change sides</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://mylifeisahashtag.blog/2026/11/01/memoria/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>My life is a hashtag</news:name><news:language>en-gb</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-11-01T21:14:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Memoria </news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://mylifeisahashtag.blog/2026/11/01/would-you-please-stop-smoking/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>My life is a hashtag</news:name><news:language>en-gb</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-11-01T20:13:59+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Would you please stop smoking? </news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://mylifeisahashtag.blog/2026/11/01/i-love-you-ill-see-you-later/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>My life is a hashtag</news:name><news:language>en-gb</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-11-01T19:13:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>I love you, I’ll see you later</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://mylifeisahashtag.blog/2026/11/01/the-side-effects-include-blindness/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>My life is a hashtag</news:name><news:language>en-gb</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-11-01T17:12:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>The side effects include blindness</news:title></news:news></url><url><loc>https://mylifeisahashtag.blog/2026/11/01/the-queen-of-england-theres-no-greater-anarchist-one-mans-freedom-fighter-is-anothers-terrorist/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>My life is a hashtag</news:name><news:language>en-gb</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-11-01T14:11:00+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>The queen of England, there’s no greater anarchist, one man’s freedom fighter is another’s terrorist </news:title></news:news></url></urlset>
