An adult feels like they’ve lost something
An adult loses interest in everything so keeps lists
An adult, in times of loneliness, will try anything
An adult will wear a gorilla costume to join in
Why are people doing mad shit because trump is about to get in? It’s like knowing a new class bully is coming in so we’d better start pretending we’re tough with each other
I just miss her voice
being asked to introduce the band REM. (I said “No, I think they probably all know each other already.”)
Paul is a real estate novelist
Knowledge is king
Gandi was a fool – fight to the death
My life is a hashtag 