What do you do? Where you from? What’s your favourite colour? Who’s your favourite movie star? What kind of music do you like? What are your turn offs? What are your turns on?
That’s the way it goes. But don’t forget; it goes the other way too
We said no to Coachella for next year because again, we’ve been there once, and once was enough. It’s in Palm Springs. It’s a golf resort built on a desert, run on a sprinkler system, using public water supplies. Mental. If you want to see something that’s the most ludicrous bit of human behaviour – it’s right there.
Hey jerk; you work
who’s actually in control of what?
Nothing dry’s tears like money
I need cocaine
My career was killing me
let’s legalise crime
Thanks for waiting
My life is a hashtag 