Every second of the day, Apple sells another seven iPhones
Don’t you fuck us man
In a disastrous fire in President Reagan’s library both books were destroyed. And the real tragedy is that he hadn’t finished colouring one
Life is going to happen – one way or the other
Everything from orange juice to assisted dying is advertised with a cheeky “You ok, hun?” vibe
Staff at a zoo in the Cotswolds, who waited four years for their prized female king penguin to lay an egg before realising that she was in fact a male.
Villains
The revolution wasn’t televised but it did receive 4 thumbs up, 7 hearts and a clown emoji.
We all have everybody in us
To make the decision [to] not feel anything in order to go on? That’s a really disturbing fact of modern life
My life is a hashtag 