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The hollows of glamour

Loneliness is a crowded place

Will somebody please fuck me!?

What is the saddest thing in life?

We are not free to debate, and this in itself is the ultimate rejection of diversity. If you ever see Question Time on BBC1 it is always exactly the same panel. I am afraid we are living through The Age of Stupid, and we must pray that it passes soon. I’m only surprised that Mary Whitehouse isn’t on the ten-pound note. But, no, I’m not about to go into combat with Mersey Rail … could life get any more mediocre?

When you think you’re climbing up, you’re climbing down

Loneliness is not the same as being on your own

I’ve been listening to gardeners question time, but everything I try to grow, aw I can’t even grow a dandelion

Find the dream
